Because everybody needs a fugly hat

By notagirlymom

I was trying to make just your basic hat..and it turned into one of the fugliest hats I’ve ever seen. It kinda looks like a giant knit boob complete with sticky up nipple.
My son graciously models the fugly hat

11 Responses to Because everybody needs a fugly hat

  1. JanS says:

    Maybe if it was a different color? Black, brown or blue would have looked not so hideous.

  2. Fanboy Wife says:

    You could always tell people you wanted to make Phrygian cap, just like the ancient Persians used to wear!

  3. Emma says:

    You know…bleach it and you could claim it as a smurf’s hat!

  4. Miss Kaizer says:

    You could always make a giant boob costume for Halloween with the hat as a nipple!

  5. Quoth says:

    Heh, I actually think it’s kinda cute. What I would do (and that’s just me) is sew on some green leafies around the opening (where your face goes), and make it look like an upside-down radish!

  6. Notagirlymom says:

    ROTFLMAO
    That’s actually kinda funny. I have some hideous moss green that I might try to knit leaves with. *goes to research radishes* And I know how to sort of make a leaf (see the Calling Adam and Eve entry)

  7. Carey says:

    Maybe a pompom or tassel on top would help?

  8. Masha says:

    Aw, I thought it looked sort of like a strangely pink acorn top. :P

  9. It’s WAY better than I could ever do – I would wear it! :) But I love the name of this post – very funny :)

  10. val says:

    I think it is cute…but it does makes the wearer look like a cupie doll! heehee!

  11. steph says:

    So this happened to me.. the nipple thing, but my housemate loved it and asked me to knit her one. So I did now we have matching nipple hats. Our new boy housemate is keen on one now too and I’ve sold them like this… Maybe its an English thing??

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