Cupcakes of Failure

by Jana from Over Here, Over There

“We shall have a class party! Everyone bring treats!” my teacher said. “Hooray!” said I. I was excited. I had all these cake mixes, begging to be used. All that frosting. Moreover, I’d just seen a cool decorating hint on realsimple, Use Cookie Cutters to Decorate Cakes! Splendid! Look how nice!

cream cake

Place cookie cutters on top and fill with sprinkles, powdered sugar, or cocoa powder. (Warning: This technique may convince guests you’ve taken a master class in cake decorating.)

Perfect! I shall fill each cupcake with plum jam and make lovely flowers on top with my cookie cutter, with happy lemon yellow chips for centers! It will be adorably precious! All will be amazed at my skills!

I made one batch. There didn’t seem to be enough. So I made another batch. 36 cupcakes. Each one painstakingly and tediously filled with jam and lovingly frosted. The result?

horny cupcakes

Sea creatures from the part of the sea that scuba divers do not want to go. The squidgy parts.

Nailed it.

sprinkle stencil nailed it

16 Responses to Cupcakes of Failure

  1. Kathy says:

    Dude, they are the awesomest fire-spewing miniature volcano cupcakes I’ve ever seen.

  2. ambjer says:

    They might not look too pretty, but they sure sound tasty!

  3. Jeri says:

    Wow, now you have to eat them all yourself! Take them to work, they’ll eat anything!

  4. Seshet27 says:

    They were tasty! At least, the first dozen or so… Ever seen/read “Matilda”? ;)
    -Jana

  5. Tammy says:

    All I was thinking was “How’d they taste?” .. I hope they were enjoyed!

  6. Mary says:

    hahaha! I love them! :)

  7. I was totally thinking volcano too!!! OMG I was laughing so hard at your story — very familiar. :) I swear, my son’s bd is coming up next week and I’m very tempted to BUY (what?!?!?!?) treats this year. Last year I went for the cute cake baked into an ice cream cone and it was a huge disaster

  8. val says:

    Hey! Is that Patrick Star’s family?
    I bet they tasted AMAZING so no worries!

  9. Jana says:

    They do kind of look like Patrick! …or volcanos… maybe I should have pretended they were. :p

  10. Ashley says:

    I was thinking they looked kind of Monsters Inc. Way cool.

  11. gila says:

    far out! these are kinda sexy, like they have little nipples all over them! I bet they tasted great though…

  12. harls says:

    As long as they taste good! I must say LOL’d for a good 5 minutes at your description of “Sea creatures from the part of the sea that scuba divers do not want to go”. Too funny…then the above with the sexy nipple comment. OMG.

  13. Callipygian says:

    I was giggling to myself and my boyfriend heard me from the other room and wanted to know what was so funny. Awesome.

  14. Jana says:

    They do quite look quite alike! :D

  15. Alex says:

    I have a batch of Easter cookies that I sent to class that luckily were edible. Decorated. Not so much. I love your cupcakes!

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