I gave birth to the sweetest little girl who tugged on my crafty heart from her first breath. October 1st, I came up with the sweetest idea. I’ll dress her as a bumble bee for Halloween! Make a cute little A-line jumper made of warm black and yellow felt that will keep her cozy and match it with a hand knit hat. Perfect, right?
Except used a dull old rotary cutter to cut the strips of yellow, so it looks like I was drunk when I cut them…
Part bumble bee/part hobo and 100 percent CRAFT FAIL.
You can see her little antenna have wilted out of craft shame. Nice matching stripes, eh?
I think she’s cute enough to get away with it. But she knows this isn’t right. She can’t even look directly at the camera out of baby disgust with my crafting.
I promise, kid, I’ll buy you a costume next year… For more of the back story, check out my blog, Good Crafternoon.