Happy birthday, Roger, dear. I hope you like the decorations. Phew, it really is harder to decorate for a birthday party than you would think. There’s all that balloon-inflating, streamer stringing. Sure it looks great, but it really takes a huge amount of effort to make it look this good!
And I really swear by personalized party decorations. I think I did a pretty great job getting the font looking good on the banner, but phew, was it difficult. I really spent myself making the letters look perfect. By the time I got to coloring them in, I just ran out of steam. So happy birthday, Roger, dear!
-Thanks to @joycejoycerson for this hilarious picture and tweet: makes me laugh that my mom obviously tried to color in the letters on my dad’s bday banner, then gave up