Are you looking for a way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, spend time with the kids, AND eat your own weight in chocolate? I know I am, so I considered making these pretzel and chocolate clover treats by Once Upon A Dream with the help of my children, by which I mean I planned to tell them what to do while I ate Hershey’s kisses by the handful behind their backs when they weren’t looking.

But the danger of accidentally creating inappropriate, suggestive cookies lurks in even the most family-friendly recipes, as illustrated by reader Nikki.

Yes, what you’re seeing are what appear to be green sperm swimming around on a foil-lined cookie sheet, which all of Nikki’s Facebook friends were quick to point out when she posted the picture. Quick – eat them all before the kids start asking questions!

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