Watermelon Shark

Watermelon Shark: a deep-sea disaster

What’s pink and green and threatens to bite your guests’ hands off if they dare to sample your party food?   Read More »

oatmeal pancake

these oatmeal pancakes didn’t pan out

I like pancakes, even though people like my doctor and Medical Science keep spoiling my fun by telling me they’re   Read More »

lightning-mcqueen-cupcakes

Lightning McQueen Car-ish Crapcakes

It seems like kids’ birthday parties are getting more elaborate by the minute. For starters, when I was a kid   Read More »

gummy bears

Not-so-Gummy Bears

In my house, the kids treat gummy bears like currency, trading treats for promises to do each other’s chores. As   Read More »

macaroons

Messed Up Macaroons

I don’t usually have very high expectations of the food I make, which you’d already know if you ever accepted   Read More »

Easter Holiday Cookies

Wilted Easter Flower Cookies

  Your mother-in-law called.  She wants you to host everyone for the Easter gathering at your house this year. She’s   Read More »

mozzarella sticks

Mozzarella Massacre

Hey, look – it’s those healthy baked mozzarella sticks from Everything Happens For A Reason! Didn’t we already see these last week? What are   Read More »

matzoh manicure

Mangled Matzoh Manicure

If you don’t already have a problem with chronic nail biting, you’re probably an excellent candidate for making your fingernails   Read More »